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'Mind taking off your scarf.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Finishing Line

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

I think it's your suspension!

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Small car - big man.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"