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Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Finishing Line

Small car - big man.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

I think it's your suspension!

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."