Car Novelty Fan Gifts

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"