Concept Car Fan Gifts

Artists At The Auto Show

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Have you installed the heater?

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

Classic Hybrid

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'