Custom Car Fan Gifts

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.