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'John, who are these people?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'