Vintage Car Fan Gifts

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

'Our limo's here.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"