Vintage Vehicle Fan Gifts

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"He adored that old car !"

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

Gentleman recognises his own saddle horse being used to pull his carriage

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Our limo's here.'

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'And this is our basic model.'