Vintage Car Fans Gifts

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Have you installed the heater?

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

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