Classic Car Fan Gifts

"He used to own a muscle car."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Car Incident

'And this is our basic model.'

"Hey...if life hands you a lemon, you make lemonade."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out