Classic Car Fan T-Shirts

"He used to own a muscle car."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Car Incident

'And this is our basic model.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"