Race Car Fan T-Shirts

Two dogs butt drag racing on long stretch of carpet in grandstand.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Formula one car with a baby on board sticker sponspored by Mothercare

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I believe you were first.'

'Our limo's here.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Angry pensioner

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.