Historical Car Fan T-Shirts

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'And this is our basic model.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Finishing Line