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Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Ancient Racing

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Ancient taxi

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Inflatable car

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Tickets, please.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

A bendy-cow.

"He adored that old car !"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Pubic transport

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

The Fantasy Train

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Giant Crossword out of Window.