Nostalgic Auto Fan Gifts

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Our limo's here.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'And this is our basic model.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."