Antique Auto Fan Gifts

O-60 MPH In 30 Years

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

Ducks crossing.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."