Retro Car Fan Gifts

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

Have you installed the heater?

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

"Do you buy cars here?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Hip Operation

Rest area - 12 mile.

High Tech/Low Tech.