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'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Connecting to the Cloud.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.