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'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"It's for you."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'