Retro Style Fan Pillows

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Draw!

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'You always overdo retro, Nigel.'

Stile victim.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."