Retro Product Fan Pillows

"Check it out! This is sooo cool! Red ketchup!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Biliard Enthusiast

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Same address, 20 years later'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'