Retro Style Fan Prints

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Draw!

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'You always overdo retro, Nigel.'

Stile victim.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."