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'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog stressed as he listens to four gramophones.)

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

Have you installed the heater?

"It's for you."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

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