Retro Audio Fan Pillows

Pre-Television Man Caves

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Nostalgiaville

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Have you installed the heater?

"It's for you."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"