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"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'