Technology Retro Fan Gifts

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Time Machine Collision

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Snail with pc monitor.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

You've got snail.

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

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