Modern Retro Fan Gifts

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Have you installed the heater?

Connecting to the Cloud.

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Early Treadmills,

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Man in office listening to portable radio.

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

"Honey, do you want hunter, gatherer or both on your pizza?"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"How's that computer manual coming along?"