Modern Retro Fan Gifts

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Have you installed the heater?

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Connecting to the Cloud.

Early Treadmills,

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Man in office listening to portable radio.

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

"Honey, do you want hunter, gatherer or both on your pizza?"