Retro Gadget Fan Gifts

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You have it easy. When I was your age, I had to turn it over to make it work.'

Does it come with an anti virus package?

'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'

Phone Directories

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline.'

'I'm sorry my beeper went off during the part about redemption.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'My answering machine just threatened to get its number changed if I don't stop bothering it'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

"Now it's high definition!"