Vintage Electronics Fan Gifts

Early Pioneers (TVs,speakers,headphones,etc)

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Pinochio's Computer

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'