Vintage Video Fan Gifts

Ace Video Limited

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Steve McQueen

Best before 65 million BC.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Gladiator.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Christmas TV...

David Niven caricature

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

King Kong

Night Life: L.A.

Janet Leigh

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

Peter Lorre caricature

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Laurel and Hardy

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Elvis' autopsy

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"...Of course this is before he made it really big in cartoons"

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Kenneth Williams

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'