Vintage Cinema Fan Gifts

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

This hat is a bit of a paradox. On the one hand, wearing a baseball cap is inherently unsophisticated. Yet, on the other hand, it asks, "What Would Adolphe Menjou Do?" W.W.A.M.D.

King Kong

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Best before 65 million BC.

Steve McQueen

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Gladiator.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

I'm Spartacus.

David Niven caricature

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

Laurel and Hardy

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'