Vintage Movie Fan Gifts

Trouble Shooting Manual.

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

'Ditch the 'Men in Black' shades, Timkins.'

The Gladiator.

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see them again.

"Your smartphone knows too much!"

Peter Lorre caricature

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Leslie Caron.

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

'Play it again, Sam.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Fred Astaire