Vintage Movie Fan T-Shirts

'Ditch the 'Men in Black' shades, Timkins.'

The Gladiator.

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see them again.

"Your smartphone knows too much!"

Peter Lorre caricature

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

Steve McQueen

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'