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'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

I use a contract tracing app.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Before the Internet

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Gladiator.

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

How witness protection really works...

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."