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"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

I use a contract tracing app.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Before the Internet

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Gladiator.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

How witness protection really works...

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."