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Rocky XII -- The Final Chapter.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Cary Grant

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Janet Leigh

Phantom of Casablanca

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Woody Allen

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Margaret Rutherford.

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

Chaplin

"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

Charlie Chaplin.