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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

How witness protection really works...

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Cary Grant

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Phantom of Casablanca

Janet Leigh

Tokyo City Limits

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Marxist Elephant

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Brighton Rocky

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

A potato's favourite video

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."