Retro Film Buffs T-Shirts

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

Janet Leigh

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Tokyo City Limits

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

A potato's favourite video

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

On the Town.