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'He's really mad now!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Hitchcock's The Birds

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Cary Grant

Janet Leigh

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Phantom of Casablanca

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'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Charlie Chaplin

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Kim Novak caricature

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Ingrid Bergman

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Charlie Chaplin

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Robert Mitchum

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."