Retro Cinema Fan T-Shirts

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

Eat Joe's Diner

An offer I can't refuse? Oh, dear, you're not from Reader's Digest, are you?

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Drive in movies.

The Gladiator.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

King Kong

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Peter Lorre caricature

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Janet Leigh

Phantom of Casablanca

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Liza Minnelli

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Nosferatu-D2

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"