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A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The Innumerate Seven

"Bette Davis to Leslie Howard in 'Of Human Bondage'"

Monster Attack

The Man in the Grey Flannel Jammies

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

Tokyo City Limits

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Draw!

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"How was prom?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

How witness protection really works...

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

When lice dream.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."