Retro Movie Buff T-Shirts

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

A potato's favourite video

'Yes, the test shows that you don't actually have a heart. But you can get one from the good doctor in the north.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

How witness protection really works...

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Charles Laughton caricature

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Steve McQueen

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Draw!

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"How was prom?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

When lice dream.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."