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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Licensed to drill.

Love those shoes!

Electronic Super Highway

'You know, I hear Kansas is quite pretty this time of year.'

'Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam.'

When lice dream.

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Three Amigos

Film Star Robert de Niro

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

'Before we do this, I just want to say something: I really admire your hat... always have.'

Draw!

Laurel and Hardy.

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Ingrid Bergman

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

'Here's looking at Euclid.'

You talking to me?

"Do you have that one with George Sanders...?"

'So what's Leonard Nimoy in search of this time?'

The Magnificent Seven II

Robert Taylor.

Errol Flynn.

Clark Gable

Lauran Bacall

Gloria Swanson

Antonio Banderas