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He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

Comedy Cafe

Jimmy Cagney.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Marilyn Ghost

Kirk Douglas

"Come and get me, yah screws!"

'It's an old Sicilian message. Luca Brasi sleeps with a teddy bear.'

David Niven caricature

Romy Schneider

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Herman Mankiewicz

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Play it again, Sam.'

Steve McQueen

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"How was prom?"

I'm Spartacus.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.