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"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Robert Mitchum

Alfred Hitchcock

Phantom of Casablanca

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

I'm Spartacus.

David Niven caricature

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Cary Grant

Fred Astaire

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Laurel and Hardy

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

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"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Romy Schneider

Tin Man Visits New York