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"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Steve McQueen

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Cary Grant

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Fred Astaire

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Laurel and Hardy

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

The Bride of Frankenstein

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Phantom of Casablanca

Romy Schneider

Tin Man Visits New York

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Marilyn Ghost

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

John Wayne