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"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

Trigger warning

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Steve McQueen

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Lumiere brothers caricature

Cary Grant

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Fred Astaire

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Marilyn Ghost

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

The Bride of Frankenstein

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Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Janet Leigh

Romy Schneider

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Tin Man Visits New York

John Wayne

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

W.C.Fields