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"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Margaret Rutherford

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Laurel and Hardy

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Fred Astaire

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Cary Grant

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Marilyn Ghost

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Phantom of Casablanca

Tin Man Visits New York

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"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Romy Schneider