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Marxist Elephant

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kurd

"We'll always have Facebook."

"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Godziller vs. Frosty

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but this just isn't fun any more.'

Nigel Havers

Yet another wasted trip for the tin man.

'A BRAIN!' 'A HEART!' 'THE NERVE'

Early videos

"That's another fine mess you've got me into Stanley."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Classic Impressions...

The Magnificent Seven adhere to the covid rule of six

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Steve McQueen

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Jimmy Cagney.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'