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"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

"I prefer "Scarecrow to "Straw Man.'"

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

All-Verbal Westerns

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Queen Kong

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'