Classic Movie Lovers Gifts

Continue to follow the yellow brick road

"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

"I prefer "Scarecrow to "Straw Man.'"

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Housekeeping?!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

All-Verbal Westerns

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Martin Scorsese

I'm Spartacus.