Classic Film Lover Gifts

"We will always have Paris."

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Cleopatra

Interesting encounters in history.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Cloning Around

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

Sad film.

'It's your fault - letting him stay up to watch 'Lawrence of Arabia!'

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Oh oh. This doesn't look like Kansas to me, Toto!"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Breakfast at Universities

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Sean Connery

Seventh Seal

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Directors cut - 'Make him an offer he can't refuse...Two tickets to see Julie Andrews in...Cut!'

'Too bad they can't just re-release the Reagan Administration.'

Joan Crawford

"I never thought he'd be the killer! He was such a quiet neighbor!"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Linda Blair

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Housekeeping?!"

"The lost notebook of Orson Welles"

Home alone: the final chapter

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner