Classic Film Lover Gifts

"We will always have Paris."

'I'm here to read the meter.'

"Meet a girl? Fall in love? Move to the city? You need to set more realistic goals, son."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"I'm Spartacus!"

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

Cleopatra

Clint Eastwood,

Interesting encounters in history.

Cloning Around

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Clown Fights - Against Cowboys.

'Too bad they can't just re-release the Reagan Administration.'

Directors cut - 'Make him an offer he can't refuse...Two tickets to see Julie Andrews in...Cut!'

Gerard Depardieu

James Cagney

Seventh Seal

"He meant ten paces in opposite directions."

Sean Connery

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Breakfast at Universities

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

"Oh oh. This doesn't look like Kansas to me, Toto!"

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

WICKERMANHATTAN

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

Al Pacino

'It's your fault - letting him stay up to watch 'Lawrence of Arabia!'

Sad film.

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."